Kir got attacked by... a racist llama.
On a totally misguided... Okay, we were completely lost for five
hours... trek, we were taking a short cut through someone's farm when we
came across two llamas. Upon determining the llamas were less friendly
than the wild baby mountain goats we had played with earlier that day,
we started to walk away. I took no more than three steps when Kirsten,
who was walking behind me, screamed out in pain. The black llama
(racist) head butted and kicked her with it's front legs and then
proceeded to chase us down the path until we ran off the property. An
experience both terrifying AND hilarious.
Note: I don´t think that black llamas are actually racist. Jokes people, jokes.
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