Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The Golden Oldie

The Golden Oldie

One of the great goals of my life is to age gracefully.  Not the kind of grace that includes pleated pants and Bridge parties, but the kind where when people meet you they say, "You're old enough to have grandchildren?" or, "I hope I can still do the electric slide like that when I'm your age!".

Golden Oldies (GOs) like my future self are not in every hostel, but they ARE on the gringo trail.  Whether they waited until this stage in life to travel or they are logging their hundredth country, GOs can often be recognized by their coat of armour, head to toe performance wear.  You know what I´m talking about (cough, mom) quick dry pants, money belts and a sock/sandal combo. 

Age is just a number, no doubt.  It does make me wonder, for my own future as a GOwhen is it no longer appropriate to stay in a hostel?  Sure, hostels are affordable, a great place to exchange information and network with other travellers. They are the best, in fact.  Maybe it's when every clever reference you make in a common room exchange is met with blank stares or polite laughs.  Maybe it's when you realize you could have given birth to the person sleeping in the next dorm bed.  I don't know.  

But lets be real here, as far as backpackers go, I AM sometimes the most golden in a group.  Believe it or not, 27 can be ancient in some hostels.

God willing, I will sashay into my late years with friends of all ages, continuing to learn on a daily basis and still treating everyday as an adventure.  Viva Golden Oldies!


Besos,
Yesh 

The Know It All (KIA)


The Know It All

Hostels are the absolute best place to get travel information.  Guidebooks are good in a pinch and for general info but NOTHING replaces the recommendations you get from fellow travelers.  I get goosebumps when a traveller says something like, ¨We stumbled upon this tiny hole in the wall place¨, or ¨When you get to (insert city name), skip the (popular tour) and go talk to the old man that is always sitting on the corner with the cigar¨. The exchange can be exhilarating.

Sometimes you find that gem of a traveler that has been everywhere and remembers in great detail all of the awesome places they´ve been.  We call these people, Travel Gems.

And then, as if the universe needed to create a monster to balance out this travel God, there exists... (bum, bum buuuum)

The Know-It-All

The Know-It-All (KIA) is the guy/girl who´s been traveling for two weeks but somehow knows EVERYTHING about the local culture, what "they" do/like/believe, and even knows shit about countries they haven´t been to -- better than you do, even though you´ve actually been there.  I´m fairly certain the KIA read the entire Lonely Planet guide before they left home, and will not ever experience the freedom of getting lost, the laughter because you got on the wrong train or the joys of a spontaneous detour to a new country.

The best way to deal with a Know-It-All?  Nod appreciatively, smile, and get out of the hostel to discover the world on your own.  

Happy Trails!

Besos,
Yesh